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1、接电话时对着话筒说:你好,主人不在家,这里是电话录音,当你听到biu~~的一声时,
请留言。biu~~(打入者楞住了)biu~~biu~~(……)biu~~靠!我都biu~~了怎么还不留啊!
2、接电话时说:对不起,您拨打的电话已关机或已离开服务区。
3、索性一接电话就发出嘟嘟的声音。
4、老婆在身边时接女生电话时说:王老五!拜托!装个娘娘腔我就听不出了吗?不要再
骚扰我了,我正泡妞呢,再打过来小心我报警,告你打色情电话!
5、接到电话时叽里呱啦说上几句外国话,让对方误以为打错了电话,不小心拨了个国际长途。
6、接到电话时对着电话大笑几声,然后挂掉。
7、接到电话后说你好,这里是宝丽金唱片公司,本公司正在招收歌手,请您听到biu
~~的一声后演唱,谢谢!biu~~
8、接到电话便说,不是我干的不是我干的!然后挂掉。
9、听到“喂”的一声后对着听筒狂呼:
“向我开炮,向我开炮。祖国会为我骄傲”然后挂断。
一分钟后再接通刚才的电话:
“飞是小李飞刀的飞,刀是小李飞刀的刀”语气要深沉。
两天后你可以等到人民公安或精神病院的护理工。
10、最后一招最无聊,就是接到电话后打死也不吭声!
请留言。biu~~(打入者楞住了)biu~~biu~~(……)biu~~靠!我都biu~~了怎么还不留啊!
2、接电话时说:对不起,您拨打的电话已关机或已离开服务区。
3、索性一接电话就发出嘟嘟的声音。
4、老婆在身边时接女生电话时说:王老五!拜托!装个娘娘腔我就听不出了吗?不要再
骚扰我了,我正泡妞呢,再打过来小心我报警,告你打色情电话!
5、接到电话时叽里呱啦说上几句外国话,让对方误以为打错了电话,不小心拨了个国际长途。
6、接到电话时对着电话大笑几声,然后挂掉。
7、接到电话后说你好,这里是宝丽金唱片公司,本公司正在招收歌手,请您听到biu
~~的一声后演唱,谢谢!biu~~
8、接到电话便说,不是我干的不是我干的!然后挂掉。
9、听到“喂”的一声后对着听筒狂呼:
“向我开炮,向我开炮。祖国会为我骄傲”然后挂断。
一分钟后再接通刚才的电话:
“飞是小李飞刀的飞,刀是小李飞刀的刀”语气要深沉。
两天后你可以等到人民公安或精神病院的护理工。
10、最后一招最无聊,就是接到电话后打死也不吭声!
| 我是一颗流星,能否划破你的天空进入你的世界;哪怕只有短暂的一瞬间,但愿你能记住我的美丽
Whenever sang my songs On the stage, on my own Whenever said my words Wishing they would be heard I saw you smiling at me Was it real or just my fantasy You had always be there in the corner Of this tiny little bar My last night here for you Same old songs, just once more My last night here with you? Maybe yes, maybe no I kind of liked it your your way How you shyly placed your eyes on me Oh, did you ever know? That I had mine on you Darling, so there you are With that look on your face As if you are never hurt As if you are never down Shall I be the one for you Who pinches you softly but sure If frown is shown then I will know that you are no dreamer So let me come to you Close as I wanted to be Close enough for me To feel your heart beating fast And stay there as I whisper How I loved your peaceful eyes on me Did you ever know That I had mine on you Darling, so share with me Your love if you have enough Your tears if youa re holding back Or pain if that is what it is How can I let you know I am more than the dre |