被女孩子扁怎么办？

：））

胆大=色魔？

这个。俺好象有点体会。嘿嘿。感觉就是不一样。兄弟们。更色一点吧。没事的。

骗到了MM分你一半

“ 一妻多夫制”啊!! 帅哥==色狼 么？？

不过多是护士MM （现在我在医院外科病房住着，是粉碎性骨折）

当风悄悄吹过,你还会记得它带来的问候吗?

这么惨，是方式不对？我混~~

哪位骨折的老兄。小心护士MM把你另一条腿打成粉碎性骨折。嘿嘿。

其实我本来上次就想说的，不过怕被他们海扁，你看，其实不用你教 的啊，他们本来就很色的，不过，层次还很低，没到色魔的级别而已

我都还再修炼呢，， ：）

嘿嘿，，

估计明天就能转生...当什么魔了

估计你转级也就成了抢劫犯了~

当风悄悄吹过,你还会记得它带来的问候吗?

哈哈

不要上当啊……
我是过来人我是身有体会的呀。色魔？那就要付出相当大的代价，要有视死如归的精神，和不怕千夫所指耐力。还有就是骗到手后的后遗症——被MM地狱式的管理，那可是掺无人道呀~~~嘿嘿谁要是不怕死就去试试！！！！！！！！！

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当风悄悄吹过,你还会记得它带来的问候吗?

咳,这年头,不要脸的最吃香了,,,,

我说的就是这个意思啦……
那个谁那个谁还有那个谁，你们好好努力哦！！

Here we are, just the two of us
Far away from the crazy rush
And while the storm is raging
It''s safe and warm inside
Close the door and forget about time
Ease the river runnin'' through your mind
Lay your body next to me
Let your secrets all be mine
Take my hand and believe me
That love will guide us through
Anytime that you need me
Girl I''ll be there for you
While the world is going crazy
While the sky is falling down
One thing you can depend on
I will always be around
While the rain outside is pouring
I will make the sun shine through
While the world is going crazy
You can count on me
Cause I''ll be loving you
Cause I''ll be loving you

I turned on the news today
But I don''t wanna hear a word they say
Outside the world is breakin'' down
But we don''t have a clue
Like a scream in an empty room
It''s gettin harder just to find the truth
Let''s forget it ''till the night is through
It''s all about me and you

We can make our own heaven
It''s not so hard to find
Cause girl I will protect you
Until the end of time

CHORUS

It doesn''t really matter
If you win, lose or draw
I will be your shelter
I will catch you when you fall
All you do is just trust in me
I will keep you satisfied
Close your eyes and enjoy the ride

While the world is going crazy
(crazy)
While the sky is falling down
(falling down)
One thing you can depend on
I will always be around
(I''ll be right there for ya baby)
While the rain outside is pouring
(pouring down)
I will make the sun shine through
While the world is going crazy
You can count on me
(you can count on me girl)
Cause I''ll be loving you
(cause I''ll be loving you)
(cause I''ll be loving you)
I''ll be loving you
All you do is call
I will catch you if you fall..

Here we are, just the two of us
Far away from the crazy rush
And while the storm is raging
It''s safe and warm inside
Close the door and forget about time
Ease the river runnin'' through your mind
Lay your body next to me
Let your secrets all be mine
Take my hand and believe me
That love will guide us through
Anytime that you need me
Girl I''ll be there for you
While the world is going crazy
While the sky is falling down
One thing you can depend on
I will always be around
While the rain outside is pouring
I will make the sun shine through
While the world is going crazy
You can count on me
Cause I''ll be loving you
Cause I''ll be loving you

I turned on the news today
But I don''t wanna hear a word they say
Outside the world is breakin'' down
But we don''t have a clue
Like a scream in an empty room
It''s gettin harder just to find the truth
Let''s forget it ''till the night is through
It''s all about me and you

We can make our own heaven
It''s not so hard to find
Cause girl I will protect you
Until the end of time

CHORUS

It doesn''t really matter
If you win, lose or draw
I will be your shelter
I will catch you when you fall
All you do is just trust in me
I will keep you satisfied
Close your eyes and enjoy the ride

While the world is going crazy
(crazy)
While the sky is falling down
(falling down)
One thing you can depend on
I will always be around
(I''ll be right there for ya baby)
While the rain outside is pouring
(pouring down)
I will make the sun shine through
While the world is going crazy
You can count on me
(you can count on me girl)
Cause I''ll be loving you
(cause I''ll be loving you)
(cause I''ll be loving you)
I''ll be loving you
All you do is call
I will catch you if you fall..

我...我....晕了......

服了！！

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