The phone rings at FBI (美国联邦调查局）headquarters.
"Hello,is this the FBI?"
"Yes it is.What do you want?"the voice replies.
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom.He is hiding marijuana in his firewood."the man says.
"We will investigate,"says the FBI agent.
On the next day,the FBI goes to Tom's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept,
break every piece of wood,find no smarijuana,
cause at Tom and leave.
The phone rings at Tom's house.
"Hey,Tom!Did the FBI come and chop your firewood?"
"Yeah they did."Tom answers.
"Okey,now it's your turn to call.I need my garden
plowed."