Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
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Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she
doesn't need.
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A woman worries about the future until she
gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until
he gets a wife.
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A successful man is one who makes more
money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a
man.
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To be happy with a man, you must understand
him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her
a lot & not try to understand her at all.
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Married men lived longer than single man,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's
no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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Men wake up as good-looking as they went to
bed.Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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A woman marries a man expecting he will
change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she
won't change, and she does.
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A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.
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There are 2 times when a man doesn't
understand a woman before marriage and after
marriage.