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爱情升级以后

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ilovemm
2001-03-16 11:39
Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5. 3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

- Desperate
Dear Desperate,

Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1. 0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happyhour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files.

DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3.
我想会有那么一天

——我不再只是悄悄地遥望着你
——而是站在了你面前
——凝视着你
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ilovemm
2001-03-16 19:40
爱情升级以后......
世界上最丰富、最具有创新的用词是联系着“情感”的用词:婚姻是爱情的“坟墓”、“围城”,如今的年轻人,还要给爱加一个“期限”.......。美国佬何尝不是如此呢? Do you upgrade your love? 它既可以表达是否升级到婚姻了,也可以表示是不是又换了对象了。
我想会有那么一天

——我不再只是悄悄地遥望着你
——而是站在了你面前
——凝视着你
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marlin
2002-03-29 00:50
Waiting for you
Frankly,He is not my boyfriend,bad than that ,he has girlfriend,and for 10 years.so long isn't it ?
however,we also walked together.someone told me madrigal,but,i don't think so.i love him and by my heart, he always tell me that hope is a good things.so i am not lose heart, i believe that we will marriage someday.
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